The Jypsiere Shoulder Bag – it’s ebay hermes, it’s classic, elegant, and timeless. Aliens could visit this planet 34,000 years from now and find this purse in the rubble of our civilization and they’d be all like “jmis ok g brext tibstibble reuwix^fibbi” (which loosely translates to “damn, this is one hell of a bag“). The clemence leather holds its shape and color for eons so if you prefer a satchel with definition you won’t find a better material. The medium Jypsiere comes in a great array of colors so you can choose to go standard or unexpected. This little French leather pastry is available at ebay hermes for an astronomical $7,600.